Postings of Merit

It used to be about something... I can't remember what.

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In fact, a depressing amount of the time—really up until this week—I would do my job until I hadn’t the slightest idea what time it was or what bullshit I was typing or what my crank was ever meant to be attached to in the first place.
But, even when my shitty little crank was not attached to anything, I did keep cranking. Because, Dads do their job. It’s what they do.
They crank. They crank and crank and crank and crank.
http://www.43folders.com/2011/04/22/cranking

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted a recording. I made this this morning with my 2nd Generation iPod Touch, so it’s got some strange artifacts, but is still a nice walk through the spring peepers, bird-kind, and tree whispers along my path to the office.

Enjoy.

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Trolls and Vikings

J: best quote on the internets ever: “Our Viking ancestors spoke stories of battles with trolls, and today we still see them on the internet.”

G: Them who?

J: ?

G: The Trolls? Or the Vikings?

J: The trolls. 

G: Orly?

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This is a recording made from the picnic table outside my office.  There was a lot going on out there this morning— most angry chipmunks— but there are a few other interesting sounds in this recording. Listen for the rumbling sounds of the local police outdoor shooting range in the far off distance. 

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This is a recording I made in my favorite Gazebo here at work.  There is a marsh to the north and east, a forest to the west and a country road to the south. I take lunches here when I can. 

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Robot:
Hello Pony. Are you a bomb?
Pony:
*Silence*
Robot:
Because, If you're a bomb, just don't say anything, ok?
Pony:
Silence
Robot:
Ok. You're a bomb. HE's A BOMB GUYS!
Pony:
No I'm not.
Robot:
You had your chance.
TV News:
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/09/09/police-detonate-susp.html

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Revenge
8/12/2010 4:32 PM

From the Walks in the woods series. 

Recorded at 4:30 p.m. on 8/12/2010.